The USA and the UK enjoy a special relationship, but the two nations differ wildly, especially when it comes to comedy. American comedy tends to be more on the nose, whereas British humor is more subtle and sillier.
So join us as we explore some differences between the two nations and their sense of humor via memes. There’ll be some stereotypes along the way, but as the Brits say, don’t get your knickers in a twist!
USA vs. UK
Before we discover the differences between American and British comedy, it may be helpful to look at the differences between the two countries. The USA is a vast, wild, continent-sized nation filled with dangerous animals that will take your arm off for fun — mountain lions, grizzly bears, coyotes, alligators, rattlesnakes, and giant eagles.
The tiny United Kingdom’s most dangerous animal is the pigeon. A disease-carrying, statue-pooping flying rat. The next most dangerous British animal is the seagull, which will steal your fish n’ chips as you walk along the pier.
You Wot, Mate?
England isn’t really a green, leafy paradise. Many of her urban areas are lifeless, soulless wastelands. The same goes for English guys. In Hollywood movies, they look like James Bond, drive elegant cars, and wear the finest Savile Row suits. But in reality, only 0.01% of British men are like that. The rest look like this:
The average English male can be found chomping on pies in the pub, punching police horses, or singing obscene songs at football (soccer) matches.
Tough Cheese
Earlier, we mentioned how big the USA is. If Texas were a country, you could fit the United Kingdom inside it almost three times over. As such, Brits and most Europeans view a five-hour drive as a long schlep, probably ending up in another country.
But in America, a five-hour drive is nothing. Some Americans in Wisconsin and Montana drive to Canada just to get quality cheese. That’s one thing the Brits can do that Americans can’t… Cheese. Cheddar is meant to be creamy white, not bright orange!
The Wild, Wild West
Without stereotyping too much, Yanks are louder than Limeys. This is because the USA is huge, so neighbors needed to shout louder. As macho frontiersmen pushed west, they became grizzled outlaws. The Wild West featured cowboys who’d take you out just for talking to their horse. Rugged cowboys needed equally tough sheriffs and lawmen to take them down.
Fast-forward 150 years, and American police drive armored SWAT tanks, whereas British bobbies can often be found chasing criminals on bicycles like it’s the 1950s.
Swan Lake
Swans don’t just cause havoc for rural police officers in Edgar Wright’s Hot Fuzz; they do it in London, too! Brits pride themselves on keeping calm and carrying on, but, in reality, they panic at anything out of the ordinary. However, they also laugh at themselves for doing so.
When a swan was spotted on a London bridge, the police brought out their riot shields… to scoop the bird up. Luckily, after calling the army, the swan was detonated in a controlled explosion. Not really… no swans were harmed.
Level 5 Goose Warning
Here’s another example of London being shut down by a wild bird. London Underground staff’s signs are famous for making commuters laugh, so when a goose invaded the platform of this metro station, they created this hilarious sign.
While our American cousins would probably have turned the event into an ad hoc duck hunt, the more reserved, slightly awkward, bumbling Brits do what they do best — avoid the situation by not making eye contact with the goose and hoping the problem goes away!
The British Museum
Now, the Brits have a reputation for invading and colonizing half the world’s countries (including the USA), taxing their subjects, and pillaging all their natural resources while leaving behind a few railways. Victorian explorers grabbed anything and everything that looked remotely valuable and brought it back to the British Museum, which is mostly full of Greek and Egyptian collectibles.
These two guys are showing how the British Museum pilfers foreign countries by trying to smuggle Italy’s Leaning Tower of Pisa into their backpack.
Special Relationship
Ever since that whole tipping tea into Boston Harbor affair and that little spat in 1776, the British and Americans have enjoyed a good-natured tit-for-tat, love/hate back-and-forth banter-fueled conversation about history. For instance, when Americans say they won World War II, Brits will remind them that they showed up halfway through the war, three years late.
So every time a combative American mentions the British Empire looting foreign countries, Brits point out that they did precisely the same thing to Native Americans.
The British Empire
On a similar theme, Americans will point out that Britain has invaded and plundered 171 out of 195 or 87.69% of countries. During Queen Victoria’s reign, the British Empire covered one-quarter of the world’s land surface and governed around one-fifth of its population.
That means the few they haven’t yet invaded are still on their to-do list! In response, Limeys will remind Yanks that since 1776, America has been at war over 90% of the time!
Jurassic Park
The Brits tend to take themselves slightly less seriously and, therefore, are generally better at laughing at themselves, especially when things go wrong. Recently, people paid £35 ($44) a ticket to attend an overpriced, disastrously planned Willie Wonka event in Glasgow, Scotland.
The owners promised a magical chocolate factory, but they ripped off the public with a bare, barren, gray warehouse and a couple of unimpressed, depressed Oompah Loompahs. Several cheeky Brits took to social media to poke fun at the event, including this homemade Jurassic Park.
Choo Choo!
Here’s another example of the Brits taking themselves less seriously. The driver of this rail replacement bus changed the sign to reveal that his bus thinks it’s a choo-choo train. Of course, an American bus driver might have done the same thing, but this kind of silliness is more likely across the pond.
The Brits don’t mind showing off their childishness if they get a laugh, and this Fat Controller jumped at the chance to be a kid again by driving Thomas the Tank Engine for a little while.
British Weather
With America’s vast, diverse topography comes huge meteorological differences. The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave often gets battered by desert heat, hurricanes, and snow blizzards.
But when a light drizzle falls on England’s Green and Pleasant Land during their eight-month winter, the Brits love to complain about the climate every chance they get. In a recent poll, 95% of British conversations were about the weather. The other 3% was about tea, and the remaining 2% was about cricket.
Scottish Snow Plows
Towns in the American Midwest’s Tornado Alley are regularly devastated by half-mile-wide Force 5 Hurricanes. Conversely, when two inches of snow falls in England, the whole country grinds to a halt. Snow plows grit and salt motorways while rail networks close, schools shut, and people take three weeks off work.
North of the border in Scotland, where they get more snow, they’ve given their fleet of snow plows (spelled snow ploughs) some hilarious winter-themes names. Other favorites include Hello Gritty, The Great Grittish Flake-Off, Sled Zeppelin, and Sweet Child O’Brine.
Should Have Gone to Specsavers
Here’s yet another example of Brits laughing at their incompetence. In the UK, there’s a chain of optometrists/opticians called Specsavers. Their famous advertising campaign features short-sighted people getting things wrong, leading to their slogan, “Should have gone to Specsavers.”
However, one myopic driver took their slogan too literally and drove into the store. Spotting the supreme irony, a quick-thinking photographer snapped a photo. Here’s a joke you can borrow. Just change the name to your local optometrist. “Guess who we bumped into in Specsavers yesterday?” When your friend asks, “Who?” Tell them, “Everyone!”
British Food
In addition to drinking tea and talking about the weather, Americans love to bust Brit’s balls for having bad teeth and bad food. This meme couples bad British food with their love of looting half the world for spices. Every Englishman, you see, loves his steak and kidney pie with mashed potatoes.
But even he’d have to admit it’s ironic that Britain looted half the world’s spices only to create meat pies with gravy, fish n’ chips, and bangers and mash as its staple diet.
Old World vs. New World
In response to their nation being called small, the Brits will probably point out that most of America looks like a giant parking lot. In fact, they’d call it a giant car park. America is a new country compared to Britain and, therefore, doesn’t have thousand-year-old Gothic cathedrals and 2000-year-old walled cities like London.
As such, much of the USA’s interior looks like this. We must point out that not every British rural town is this picturesque. Just half of them!
