Everything is bigger in America—from the servings of food to the size of the shopping malls, to how they carry out sporting events. Pretty much everything in the U.S. is giant-sized and tends to grab your attention. At times, it may be amusing, but it often gets irritating when Americans tend to hold a substantial presence on the Internet, particularly when their assertions are consistently incorrect. From having poor knowledge regarding geography, to not even grasping elementary level arithmetic, it is truly dumbfounding and cringe-worthy observing the things Americans have posted online.
Fire Away
Nowadays, it appears that folks will go to almost any length to make sure their little ones have names that are one of a kind. It’s not just the Kardashian-Jenners, known for names like Stormi and Aire, who are fans of these unique monikers. Average Americans are also very much drawn to these out-of-the-box baby names. They simply can’t resist the charm and individuality of such names.
Indeed, it seems pretty strange to give your child the name “Reighfyl,” which sounds just like “rifle.” Really, could there be anything more typically American than naming a kid after a firearm?
Size Matters
There’s nothing more exasperating than one person who’s unaware about how the world works, except for two such people engaged in a conversation. Reading their texts back and forth is just utterly distressing.
Texas is indeed a vast state, but it’s not advisable to just rely on your pal’s word before doing thorough research on your own. Maps can be tricky and deceptive, and sticking Africa inside Australia isn’t really about size or correctness. It’s essential to remember not to accept everything at face value.
My Apologies
Given that there are more than 190 nations around the globe, it wouldn’t be fair to blame someone for not remembering all of them. It’s pretty challenging to keep track of each and every one.
Before you confidently state that a location is not a nation, ensure your facts are accurate. This individual demonstrates how simple it is to conduct a fast online search on Google and secure the necessary information. We appreciate their effort to amend their initial remark, yet we can’t help but feel a sense of embarrassment for this oversight. So, be sure before you make a statement about places whether they are countries or not.
Kicking Off
Ah yes, the never-ending soccer vs. football argument. In a unique American twist, we’ve decided to go against the grain of every other country in the world. We have taken the most loved sport globally and tagged it with a completely unrelated name.
When you ponder on the actual game, the term “football” seems pretty accurate, since the athletes are booting the ball with their feet. As can be seen on this global map, it appears that the rest of the planet agrees with this viewpoint. However, as an American, I am personally finding it somewhat challenging to embrace this concept.
Outdated
The school system in the U.S. has truly let us down by educating us to write the date using the month before the day. It’s such an unusual approach.
We can hardly fault this individual for their perplexity regarding this skincare product. It certainly appears as if it has been produced in July. However, how is it possible for a product to be made in the future? They’re going to be in for quite the revelation when they learn that some places write their dates in the format DD/MM/YYYY.
Day Before Month
We understand-it’s not easy to embrace something that contradicts everything you’ve believed in your entire life. Grasping the concept that other regions put the day before the month when noting down the date can be a challenging notion to get your head around. Believe us, comprehending this departure from your norms can truly shake things up.
Instead of allowing yourself to become upset about your birthday not being evident, calm down and take a nice, deep breath. Next, give the labels situated just above the input boxes a keen read to understand precisely where the website is asking you to place your specific details.
So Extra
When you’re journeying outside of the U.S., you’ll undoubtedly encounter the Celsius temperature scale. This might initially seem like a nuisance if you’re unfamiliar, but it’s actually as simple as spending roughly two seconds to search for the conversion to Fahrenheit. Essentially, it’s a minor inconvenience that’s easy to overcome.
Even so, is it genuinely that bothersome to have an alternate method of reading temperature? If the only condition for being over-the-top is originality, then this map clearly identifies the true standout. Is it fair to claim extraordinary actions based solely on a unique approach?
Calls for a Celebration
The Fourth of July is a day filled with the sparkle and boom of fireworks and the delicious aroma of backyard barbecues. This day marks the celebration of independence for the United States, sparking the question, why would anyone who isn’t American be interested in joining this specific celebration?
It might be surprising to folks from the United States, but not everyone around the globe is fully engrossed with all things American. For those of you scratching your heads, Red October Revolution Day was indeed a real celebration that was honored by the Soviet Union up until the year 1990.
Bad Behavior
Reddit was born in America, but it’s a world wide web, visited by millions beyond the U.S. borders. Just imagine, what would it look like if every website made in America started considering spelling differences or information from outside the United States as incorrect, simply because they didn’t originate from U.S. citizens?
It’s kind of a puzzle, whether we should chuckle or feel sympathy, about how firmly this person believes in the impact of the British on the U.S., all rooted in the simple change in how the word “behavior” is spelled.
Money on the Mind
The U.S. dollar, as of now, holds a good amount of worth. Its value can rise and drop depending on how the economy is doing. Despite so, you wouldn’t become a millionaire with $50,000, especially in these high-priced cities.
Perhaps they ought to consider utilizing their precious wealth to invest in a superior education because it appears that they display a striking lack of understanding when it comes to the British pound.
Perfecting the Language
Here’s another perspective on the ongoing discussion about whether month-date-year is superior to date-month-year, and it hinges on our understanding of language. The only explanation why something sounds more fitting might be because we were educated about what is “right” or “wrong”. However, isn’t the essence of language open to personal interpretation?
Regardless of whether you’re from the United Kingdom or the United States, the English language unites us all. Yet, there are certain terms and rules of grammar that highlight the variations between the two. It may be hard to swallow, but simply being from one place doesn’t necessarily make your version of English “better”. Just think of it as different flavors of the same lingo, instead of one being superior to the other.
Georgia on My Mind
There are times when some states seriously consider making unusual choices. They’ve pondered upon the idea of splitting away from the United States at multiple instances. Yet, so far, none of them have actually proceeded with such decisions.
Ease your worries, folks-Georgia isn’t going out of control. In case you’re unaware, Georgia is actually a small nation tucked away in Europe, which means it has the opportunity to become a part of the European Union. The same Georgia that you and I know as a tranquil and orderly place, continues to maintain its charm while having the potential to be a part of something greater.
Queen of England
The indelible mark left by The Beatles is something that will endure forever. The British band set the bar exceedingly high that it became a benchmark for future boy bands. Today’s accomplished musical groups can’t escape the inevitable comparison to the phenomenal heights of success achieved by The Beatles.
It’s unclear why this person thought the Beatles presented a specific threat to America, but sadly, their argument fell slightly short, given that Queen is also a group originating from England. A valiant effort nonetheless!
U.S. Geography
Rhode Island is the tiniest state in the United States. Despite the name suggesting otherwise, it’s not genuinely an island. It’s celebrated across the U.S. as the top spot for sailing activities. Also, it’s famous for its delicious seafood offerings.
This person from California had seemingly no knowledge of Rhode Island’s existence. Just to put everyone on the same page, many Americans are unaware of the geography within their own homeland. Somehow, this fact doesn’t seem to be helpful or comforting. But it is what it is!
And/Or
Having strong convictions and principles is truly wonderful. But what’s even more admirable is being open to discussions on topics that might be out of your area of expertise. This is a trait that this individual unfortunately seems to lack greatly.
We’re not really questioning your knowledge of the states in the U.S., but rather your understanding of global geography. This is mainly because you mistakenly used the flag emoji of Malaysia when you were supposed to use that of the United States.
Viva Las Vegas
The Eiffel Tower, one of the planet’s most visited and notable attraction sites, stands majestically in Paris, flickering under the dark sky. Its captivating charm is irresistible to such an extent that even Las Vegas couldn’t resist having its own replica standing proudly in the city known for its unending entertainment.
The Eiffel Tower in Paris was completed in 1889, and the Vegas tower got constructed in 1997. This individual’s facts aren’t even remotely accurate. I suspect they might be American.
Secret Cake Eater
Nowadays, it appears as though everyone owns one of those high-tech doorbells with a built-in camera. It sends them a notification every time someone approaches their house. This might feel a bit like something from a dystopian novel, but it’s designed to help people stay safe.
This individual got angry with their buddy after their food service ratted them out, saying they were snacking on the cake… but he’s insistent that he wasn’t the one. So the question rises, who is the secret cake nibbler then?
50 in One
People often tease Americans for not having a strong grasp on world geography. And we’ll be the first to say it, it can be pretty challenging when there is already a ton on our plate, focusing on the geography in the US alone.
When you really think about it, it’s actually pretty remarkable to know where each state is located on the US map, and nobody can convince us otherwise. But those people who are saying North Korea is situated in Canada-honestly, we’re not including them in our circle.
Name That Country
Folks often say that Americans are pretty easy to trick. This is why, whenever they get a chance, people love to test the questionable geography knowledge of Americans by asking them to point out different countries on a map of the world.
This time around, the world of the web almost fooled us completely-even those among us who are pretty great at geography could easily find themselves struggling to name a country like Luxembourg. It’s no surprise with things like these making waves online, that good old American folks are primed to trust whatever they come across on their screens.
When in Paris
The lady from the United States had a real big talk with the guy from Paris. She gave him an earful about how “real freedom” was so much better in the United States than in Europe. She wouldn’t stop talking about some story she heard about the dictatorship in ‘Listenbourg’. This only left the Parisian guy more puzzled.
When the lady from France asked about the evidence she had concerning problems in Listenbourg, it was clear she didn’t fully grasp the fact that Listenbourg isn’t a part of France at all-in fact, it’s not even a real location!
Clothes-Minded
Fashion is indeed a mighty tool-it enables individuals to reveal their inner selves, and showcase the natural gifts they’ve inherited from their mothers. Alternatively, apparels merely serve as a necessity to prevent oneself from stepping out bare onto the public roads.
Sweatpants and leggings are outfits for folks who simply crave coziness. Imagine if we were forced to dress solely based on what nature gifted us, surely complications would abound. It’s fair and simple: allow individuals to dress as they wish.
Can’t Do It
Each one of us finds what we truly love doing through a process of trial and error. It’s through this exploration of life’s possibilities that we discover the things we simply can’t master, no matter how hard we try. We’re not quite sure how the man in question managed to avoid swimming during his entire life, but let’s not judge anyone. After all, we all have our unique experiences and pathways through life, things that shape us and make us who we are.
At 20 years old, life can feel surprisingly tough, right? And, to be quite frank, we get where this guy is coming from. Life, after all, has its own way of being difficult. But hey, just keep pushing through, friend. We believe in you. Keep up your stride and continue to push forward. You’ve got this in the bag.
The English’s English
Suppose you spot a post and the only hitch you see is that the word “realize” is spelt with an “s” rather than the “z”. If that’s your reason to guess that English might be the individual’s second language, it could be perceived slightly impolite. Often, we Americans are hasty in highlighting errors in others but the actual need is to focus on improving ourselves. This concept holds just as true for our language use.
Let’s just remember that folks from Australia, New Zealand, and the UK have their own particular way of spelling things. So, it might be best to watch our step before we decide to correct others in a rather superior manner.
Map It Out
The metric system is used all around the world – well, almost everywhere. The United States along with two other countries has made a decision. They have chosen to use the Imperial system for all measurements. In spite of the almost universal usage of the metric system, they have held on to their unique method of measurement instead.
This commenter entirely overlooked the purpose of the map. We applaud their knowledge that Alaska is not a country but a state, however, it’s disappointing they failed to recognize its inclusion as part of the U.S. on the map. The understanding demonstrated doesn’t match their clear awareness of geographical distinctions. While recognizing states and countries is commendable, it’s equally important to accurately interpret their depiction on maps.
When in Rome
Rome, in Italy, is one of the top spots to visit in the whole world. This city is the home of famous landmarks like the Colosseum and the Pantheon. Additionally, it’s well-known for its rich historical background and mouthwatering cuisine.
Interestingly, we’ve never come across the city named Rome situated in Georgia before. It would be highly beneficial if the person were quite young, as there’s hardly any reason to remain unaware of the different cities around the globe.
To the Moon
Sure, we understand that switching to the metric system can be challenging when you’ve grown up with the Imperial system. People will often offer any sort of rationalization to continue using what they are familiar with. However, this person’s choice of argument to justify their resistance takes a wrong turn.
Well, it turns out that NASA, in fact, utilizes the metric system, and that was the sole method that allowed for America to journey to the moon successfully. We find ourselves coming full circle-there remains no compelling justification for continuing the use of the Imperial system over others.
Never Too Late
Climate change is a huge problem, maybe the biggest we’ve ever faced. It’s so big and serious, it’s no wonder there’s a lot of confusion about what it really means for all of us humans on this planet.
The effects of global warming extend beyond the borders of the United States and are a concern for everyone around the world, no matter where they reside. It doesn’t matter what a person is reading or getting their information from, the reality is that global warming affects everyone.
Your Loss
If you’ve ever journeyed beyond the borders of the United States, you’re likely to have come across a system of measurement that feels entirely unfamiliar. You might find yourself having to translate kilometers and centimeters into a language you understand – miles and inches, to be sure you really grasp the dimensions people are referring to.
Choosing not to try a game simply because its measurements seem unfamiliar might prevent you from experiencing a wide variety of games that you could potentially find really enjoyable. If you only gave it a chance and devoted a bit of time to understanding this new aspect, you might open up an entirely new world of gaming experiences.
Top of the Charts
Beyoncé is famous for always producing mind-blowing music, hitting the number-one spot across the globe doesn’t come as a shock. However, what does indeed cause surprise is that this individual appears to truly think that the world’s continents can be categorised as countries.
They couldn’t even recall more than three, they even overlooked the very continent where they reside! We are truly embarrassed that this is the level of education imparted in American schools. We urge everyone to take the responsibility to learn and grow.
At Your Service
Many might already know that the United States Army is quite big, and it can be seen all over the world. It’s regular for us to send our troops to far-off places and the individual efforts in bringing in new recruits never stops. But what may come as news to some people is that it’s not just us, other nations too have their own armies and forms of military services. They also do similar tasks like we do in their own home countries.
Navy marines are usually the troops stationed near the beachfront, and their affiliation is not exclusively with the U.S., no matter how often you insist on tethering a label to a certain nation. It’s important to understand that these marine infantries do not necessarily denote a U.S. connection.
North of America
The person who came up with the name ‘United States of America’ really didn’t make our lives any easier. You see, as humans who tend to take the easy road, we can’t resist turning long names into quick-to-say acronyms or pet names, and so, more often than not, we just default to calling the U.S. simply “America”.
Sure, one might think everyone with a good education would know the geographic location of the U.S. on the world map, but it seems like there’s some confusion in understanding the nuances. The fact remains that Drake hails from Canada, which is actually part of North America.
Make the Switch
Making a shift from using feet and inches, which has been in practice for more than 200 years, to the metric system may look like a massive challenge. It’s projected that a substantial amount of time as well as money would be necessary to modify every item that has a measurement on it. Additionally, this change also entails developing a comprehensive program to educate Americans to understand and read these new measurements accurately.
It’s indeed a smart move to introduce it as part of the curriculum in schools and make it a mandatory skill in workplaces. This ensures that Americans will be equipped to handle encounters with the metric system-which is bound to happen sooner or later.
Understanding Each Other
It’s common and often mandatory in many countries for kids to be proficient in more than just one language. On the other hand, in the education system of the United States, the learning of an additional language is typically required for several years, but still, many adult Americans find themselves only capable of communicating in English.
So, brace yourself for a shocker. When we encounter people from different countries who are bilingual, it’s a bit hard to believe. I mean, it seems wild, but it appears that humans indeed can communicate in more than just one language. Who would have thought?
Military Time
It sure looks like folks in America use a different measurement system compared to the rest of the world for nearly everything – from measuring distances, to temperatures and even keeping track of time. Some might say they’re just trying to be unique and cool. But in all honesty, they’re simply making things a bit complicated.
We view this as military timing, while the rest of the globe sees an ordinary clock. I suppose it’s time to go back to the drawing board and understand how to tell time just like we did back in our early school days.
Correcting the British
One of the most baffling ideas for folks from the United States to wrap their heads around is the fact that other nations and their inhabitants can be remarkably distinctive. They might communicate in entirely different languages and even refer to foods that seem familiar to those in America by completely different names in their own countries.
This individual is utterly convinced that the sole correct term for deep-fried pieces of potato is ‘French fries’. Until they become willing to consider that there might be variations in the world, we fully support their exclusion from this Reddit forum.
Genuinely Curious
This chat began quite straightforward, as it’s clear that two individuals are attempting to figure each other out. Without any formal explanation, you could instantly tell that one is an American simply by the kind of question that’s been asked.
This individual is not just uninformed, but also easily fooled. It’s incredible to think they have such a narrow perspective of life beyond the USA, actually believing that England doesn’t possess any televisions.
Flag This Commenter
There’s hardly anything we struggle with more than geography, particularly when it comes to identifying the flags of the nations around the world. Most Americans, in truth, have a challenging time pinpointing these countries on the map, let alone recognizing their respective flags.
It’s clear as day that this person can’t recognize that it’s a completely different flag. Even more shocking, though, is their ignorance about the number of stars on the U.S. flag. One can’t help but wonder, how many states do they believe make up the United States?
Good Try Deborah
It’s hard to say what is more typically American. Could it be struggling to distinguish the flag emojis? Or might it be feeling irate at someone’s correction without even bothering to confirm if they are actually correct? Despite the complexity, both scenarios exemplify true American traits.
Clearly, if Deborah desires to boldly use the Liberian flag as her typing choice, we should just allow it. It’s apparent that she doesn’t have the time or the inclination to scrutinize each emoji closely before she makes her selection.
Dated Point of View
Here’s something you might have to adjust to when you’re in just about any place other than the U.S. – the date format is different. They write the day first, followed by the month, and finally the year. It’s another interesting fact about the cultural differences around the world.
Take a trip outside the borders of your homeland and it’s a solid bet you’ll bump into a soul or two who goes by the custom of saying the day before the month, just with their calendars. And you know, we’re pretty confident that there are a handful of folks living in the heart of America who adhere to that system too.
American Bias
An accent is a unique way of speaking a language. Everyone has one! It shows which language you talk, what country you come from, and even the specific place you call home. When you talk, your accent tells a little story about where you’re from and which language you use.
You could continue living your life believing you’re perfectly normal, while everyone else around you is anything but. It’s like this individual, who clearly doesn’t show any bias, as evidenced by their profile picture. The choice is completely up to you.
Coasting by
The size of the United States is so vast that people often have to specify which part of the country they hail from. Interestingly enough, there exists a friendly yet subtle competition between individuals who come from the West Coast and those who originate from the East Coast.
Just because America has shorelines, doesn’t imply other nations can’t also have them. A “west coast” label on a train’s front isn’t necessarily proof to say it’s located in the United States instead of another place. The world is a big place and there are many countries with coasts. So, let’s not jump to conclusions based only on a single sign.
Controversial Holidays
It’s becoming more clear to us that the individuals we honor in America may not truly deserve their positive reputation. For instance, Christopher Columbus, who is often remembered as a great explorer who “discovered” America, may not be as admirable as we have been led to believe.
In reality, a sizeable number of individuals have declined to recognize this holiday due to a largely negative history that many seem to have conveniently pushed aside. Most likely, this individual just feels intimidated because they’re after another bonus day off work or school.
